Now here's a brunch even I wouldn't be able to destroy, and it includes my two favorite food groups: coffee and mimosas.

I swear smoothies hadn't been invented yet when I was a kid, so we missed out on the chance to spill those all over our poor mother. But they are delicious and easy to make.

Number 5 on this list is for me: If you REALLY can't cook, take her out. Good advice.